Bobby Goosey, "An Imprecation"

 

Bobby Lee Goosey

 

An Imprecation, To Be Used in Addressing Political or Religious Fanatics Worldwide

Bullock ballocks,

Bullocks’ ballocks,

Great big bleeding bloody randy

Bullock ballocks,

And dogmerds,

Stinking filthy dogmerds,

To you.

 

[From Bobby Goosey’s Handbook of Best Imprecations]