The Not Things
In
the Time of the Great Plague of 2020 many critics of our government are
critical not of what has been done, but of what should have been done and was
not. “For what was there none cared a jot; but all were wroth with what was
not.”
Our leader, Bozo the Clown should have seen it coming, should have done something to stop the plague. But Bozo did nothing. “Why blame me,” says Bozo. “Name me one President in American history who ever saw a plague coming.”
Monty
Python
Meeting Not to Drink
Hoping
to please the old man when they once met, the young writer Ivan Bunin told
Tolstoy, “The sobriety societies are doing great things these days.” The old
man snorted. “You mean when people get together not to drink? There’s
something fake and unnatural about that. When people get together they
naturally are going to drink. Getting together not to drink won’t do.”
Ivan
Bunin, The Liberation of Tolstoy
Thoughts for the Pro Lifers and Pro Choicers: If You Are Not, Are You Not Unhappy?
In
Anna Karenina Dolly and Anna discuss the issue of contraception. Anna
says, “What is reason given to me for if I am not to use it to avoid bringing
unhappy creatures into the world? . . . I should always feel I had wronged
these unhappy children . . . If they are not [if they don’t exist], at any rate
they are not unhappy.” The original reads, “Если их нет, то они не несчастны по крайней мере, а
если они несчастны, то я одна в этом виновата.” Literally: “If they are not, then they
are at least not unhappy, but if they are unhappy, then I alone am to blame for
that.”
Non-Events With Consequences
You
use contraceptives. Your lovely baby girl—little Rachel with the curly ringlets
and bright blue eyes—is never born. Consequently, you are lonely, sad,
disillusioned with life. Meanwhile, Rachel is not unhappy, because she is not.
You miss an important phone call. The bell on the phone downstairs does not ring anymore. It started doing it (not) just this week.
In
Anna Karenina Sergei Ivanovich wants to propose to Varenka and she wants
him to. But they each are of two minds about this. Something deep inside each
of them does not want the proposal to happen. In a scene in which they are out
together gathering mushrooms, Sergei almost proposes, then does not. It almost
happens, then does not. Later “the grownups sat by the balcony and talked as
though nothing had happened, though they all, especially Sergei Ivanovich and
Varenka, were very well aware that there had happened an event which, though
negative, was of very great importance.” Or to put it in other words: a
non-event of great importance had not happened.
[excerpted from the book by U.R. Bowie: Here We Be. Where Be We?]