Poem by Bobby Lee Goosey, THE BRAINS OF HUGO LEE BLUPPER

 

Bobby Lee Goosey

                                               The Brains of Hugo Lee Blupper
 
When Hugo Lee Blupper buys candy canes,
He eats off the ends and he hangs the remains
From his ears and his nose as he trippingly goes
Through the streets of the town on his huge crooked toes.
 
I wonder what goes on inside the few brains
That Hugo Lee Blupper’s big fat head contains.
 
When Hugo Lee Blupper buys Twinkie moon pies,
He hangs them on kites that he flies in the skies,
And the carrion crows peck his Twinkies to bits;
Poor Hugo lies down in the grass and has fits.
 
Do Hugo Lee’s brains come in large or small size?
The answer to that you can surely surmise.
 
When Hugo Lee Blupper spots passenger trains,
He hoots and he brays and his fat head he lays
Flat down smack on the track as the train whistles sigh;
He likes to lie there and play “train-wreck-I-spy.”
 
Do you think that the brains that his big head contains
Have the brains to remove it before the fast trains
In their thundering roll-by remove all the brains
Plus the great fat round head that those brainkins contains?
 
I hope something’s working inside the few brains,
Which are waiting there flat on the track for the trains,
That Hugo Lee Blupper’s big fat head contains.