Bobby Lee Goosey
Whatever Wherever
--You know where we’re headed? You know where we’re going?
You know where we’re bound? Know where?
--No, where? You know where?
--Yes. I know where we’re headed and I know where we’re
bound and I know where we’re going. You don’t know where?
--No, where? . . . Oh, there . . . Nowhere . . . Well,
anyway, I hope we all like it when we get there. It might be a wonderful place,
Nowhere. Yes, I think it might be just fine. It doesn’t have to be anywhere to
be nice, does it? I believe I’ll like being there . . . or nonbeing . . .
[from the book titled Bobby Goosey’s Compendium of
Perfectly Sensible Nonsense]
