Bobby Goosey
Dumb
Clinchpoop,
boogerkinny, sillyninny, rube,
Knothead,
twittynit, nitwitted boob,
Numbskull,
scumwull, fuddle-muddle gut;
Do I think
you’re stupid? No!
You’re dumb,
dumb, dumb,
That’s what!
Bumfungered
buffarilla, doodlesniptous nit,
Louty lummox,
nincompoopy, gawky-noggined git,
Gumpnoodled
lumpkin, fusty filbertnut;
Do I think
you’re brainless? No!
You’re dumb,
dumb, dumb,
That’s what!
Sappyheaded,
gappyshredded ninny-noddy goose,
Imbecilic
lunky-mazzard, boobyscrews all loose,
Doltwitted,
boneheaded cloodynoodleglut;
Do I think
you’re feebleminded?
Do I think
you’re addle-pated?
Do I think
you’re snoodle-sconced? No!
You’re just
dumb dumb dumb
Dumbdumbdumbdumbdumb!
That’s what!
[excerpted from book by U.R. Bowie, Here We Be. Where Be We?]
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