Poem by Bobby Goosey, "Revenge"

 

Bobby Lee Goosey

                                Revenge

You done bunfungered me,
I’m all bunfungered;
WhatemIgoando? Huh?
Don’t know what to do.
 
You done gongoozled me,
I’m all gongoozled;
WhatemIgoando? Huh?
Don’t know what to do.
 
You done dooverwockied me,
I’m all dooverwockied;
WhatemIgoando? Huh?
Don’t know what to do.
 
I’m all bunfungered and
I’m plumb gongoozled and
I’m dooverwackywockied . . . and
You know whatI’mgoando?
 
I’m gonna ferrikakadouzer,
Gonna plumb gongoozle,
Gonna dooverwockywacky
On your dumb fat noodle,
 
Gonna done bunfunger,
Gonna plumb gongoozle,
Gonna dooverwackywock
All over you! That’s right!
Gonna dooverwackywock all over you!