Saturday, May 7, 2022

THE BREAD WETTER, from Bobby Goosey's Nonsense Verse for Kids

 


 The Bread Wetter

Little Joe Tomato has a problem,

He’s seeing Dr. Pediatrician Wing.

His problem’s not with food or malnutritioning

(He gets a lot to eat; he’s plump and red).

His problem’s not with social malconditioning

(He intermingles well with peers, so his teacher said).

It isn’t that he sleeps too deep and sometimes wets the bed.

No. But in a rye-bread sandwich Joey wets the bread instead.

Little Joe Tomato wets the bread.


from Bobby Goosey's Nonsense Verse for Kids





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