Sneezing Ditties
(Say one line to sneezer after each
sneeze)
1
Bless you.
And keep you.
You’re a mess, you.
You’re a creep, you.
2
Nose blast.
Won’t last.
Still lasting.
Nose blasting.
3
Good health to you.
And good luck too.
You’re still not through?
Wipe off that goo!
4
One to start with.
One to grow on.
And so on.
And so on and so on.
Etc.
Original ditties by U.R. Bowie, based on sneezing ditties in Russian folklore
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