Bobby Lee Goosey
Quackupuncture
Had a broken
back.
Went to see a quack.
He opined:
“What you seem in need of, at this particular juncture,
Is a charlatanic dosage of authentic quackupuncture.”
He needled me,
the quack.
He cured my broken back.
Oh, they tell
me that it’s fabulous,
Oriental acupuncture,
But I prefer the treatment called
“Authentic Quackupuncture.”
Went to see a quack.
“What you seem in need of, at this particular juncture,
Is a charlatanic dosage of authentic quackupuncture.”
He cured my broken back.
Oriental acupuncture,
But I prefer the treatment called
“Authentic Quackupuncture.”
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