My nose itches all the time. Why? Who nose? But in The Age of the Great Covid Plague I’m not allowed to scratch it with my fingers. I have to use an elbow. New ways of scratching in modern times.
Try it. It takes a lot of practice. In fact, I’ve been practicing for two months, and I still can’t scratch my nose with an elbow.
Reminds me of a Russian proverb: "Близок локоть, да не укусишь," (literally: "Your elbow is near, but you can't bite it"), which means "So near, yet so far."
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