Bobby Goosey
The Whizzicist
or
Toward
a Realization of the Over-Excessive Production of Physics Specialists
Vis-à-vis
the Job Capacities of the National Economy
He studied in college for four
long hard years,
He hoped to make good as a physicist.
He now cleans black holes in a
public pissoir,
And tells all his friends he’s a
whizzicist.
[From Bobby Goosey’s Compendium
of Perfectly Sensible Nonsense]
