Thursday, January 27, 2022

CLEAN BEEHOTTOMS, from Bobby Goosey's Book of Totally Sensical Nonsense

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Warsh That Thang!

(An Appeal for Clean Beehottoms)

 

The world is awash with beehottoms unwashed!

Rank filthy beehottoms are walking the world!

The world needs far fewer bestinking beehottoms,

Have you washed your beehottom today?

 

Let’s purge the wide world of the dirty beehottom!

The plump-cheeked besweaty and grimy beehottom!

The world is awash with beehottoms unwashed,

Have you washed your beehottom today?

 

Imagine a world full of fresh clean beehottoms!

Deodorized, spick-and-span, sparkling beehottoms,

Sweet-smelling beehottoms bewalking the world,

Why not wash your beehottom today?


                                                                      Beehottom Washing




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